cheap whiskey and bad dreams

it happens to be 7am.
why?
and why are other people functioning at this hour?
or gunctioning.
sometimes it is neccessary to make up words.
there's this odd man directly across from us in a red and grey stripey sweater.
on a occasion he looks over and stares awkwardly.
what does one do with that?
elyza doesn't notice.
and lauren continues to wear large glasses that make her look like a douche.
and cheap whiskey gives you bad dreams
and the cobra closing today is bad dream worthy
to the man, we show cleave to make him give us money??
that only works when elyza is working.
gotta show the goods to make the goods?
eh. that logic might be a tad skewed.
this entry might be a tad long.
and it might be a tad early.
he looks like one who is not comfortable with homosexuality...holding hands and sleeping on shoulders would probably make him angry. also i want to kick him in the shin.
punch him in the eye.

thursdays...

elyza stays behind the counter and takes phonecalls from tania wanting to hook lauren up. [no so here is how the elyza/tania convo went ish:
t: so elisah that larin girl you like her, yais? you think she's straight?
e: uh, are you asking if she'll be good here or are you asking about her sexuality? tania, really? you're asking about her sexuality??????
t: well yeah i tink i found a boy for her to date. im really on a matchmaking fit--kick, whatever. its really not so good for me to hook up potentil emplois is eet? i just think justin, you know justin the webmaster look on yberdogs site hes there and really cute. i just really think thed be good together. am i ben inpropriate?
e: tania he is NOT cute. also yes kind of over stepping the boundries, however why havent you tried to set me up with someone? thanks, thanks!
t: I WILL!! i just caint tell whoz you know swingin de same wai you do...
okay and it continued on and on and mhmm basically a glorious conversation. so much so i felt the need to relay it at 8 am. ps this is the same day tania called me a dykey dyke. best boss ever. gimmie muh money.]
always odd.
but always ready.

and lauren does that.
sometimes the interviews are fun.
and sometimes not so much.
you never know what you're gonna get. [one girl with weird mouth thing. another with eyes that look like foreskin eyelids.]

king cobra tonight.
for shots and poo.

The (x3)

bi-monthly house shows
web blogging with pillow fights
club photogs
more blogs (or drugs...I can't read elyza's handwriting)
diy clothing - not to be confused with dirty punx
no death
always ready - for everything
slash taking over slash slatz