cwearwy....that's all there is to say...a photo montage.

elyza
lexy
and
lauren
in a webcam
in gig harbor.
goodness.
march 12th.

xo

videos. more than enough for your entertainment

clearly.

goodness.
clearly.
rad.
all words we say wayyyy too much.
but who is complaining.
let's discuss this ridiculous week.
lexi and lauren are all about the dirt nasty and thug life.



ate some mexican food and margaritas.
clearly the margarits were the highlight and the most important part of the meal.
why wouldn't they be?! the amazing herbvis showed up for this portion.
and was sure to point out lexy's lack of bra.




we also ran around like crazy people at cha cha. and enjoyed the wonders of cherry bombs. often. and too often.




don't underestimate the power of a headband.
don't do it!
basically the conclusion was - we are douchebags.

...coming soon

AN AMAZING EPIC POST!!!

the suspense may kill you.

GOALS

I'm sitting here thinking about that lil original page in the miley cyrus spiral bound notepad that started this whole blog & certain things i post make me feel like i am moving in the wrong direction.
the college ruled perforated page covered in new ideas and fresh aspirations (sadly not written in gel pens but a mere blue bic smooth rolling ballpoint) was our meal ticket out of monotonous dead end jobs and into FAME & WEALTH. rollin in the cash money skrillz, cruisin da strip in our rolls, 4 bitches on each arm, platinum grillz, draped in channel, gucci, versace from neimans, barneys and saks, numba one buyers at fred segal on melrose, 6 houses in da hillz, four 12Xplatinum records, bigger than brittney bitches!
and now look still just sitting at c-d posting morphed pictures that are heinous. how is that supposed to get us where we aimin? have i just stopped persuing the dream and given up? F**K NO! i juss gotta git my perspective back.
back to that fateful day where we decided to be the best
where we wrote no stupid girls, no creep-os, move to la
i have to get back to those days where the passion was seeping out through my pores and other various orifices.
so long ago.
one month changes people infinitely.
omg.

flame napier

i think i may have succeeded!!!

work is great when all you do is morph people!

mighty morphing power READY

this is basically the ugliest thing i've yet to see.
EVER.
my goal for today: find something more wretched.
GO!

promise there will be no whip cream? maybe.

yeah.
you should be here.
because we will be there.
so again you should be there.
it seems quite logical, does it not?

goodness gracious

so it's time to be over work.
ha.
paychecks and work schedules are much much overrated.

this depicts perfectly how we - elyza and lauren - feel about them.

which is why: epic picnics and shopping trips need to happen.

yes please.

cheap whiskey and bad dreams

it happens to be 7am.
why?
and why are other people functioning at this hour?
or gunctioning.
sometimes it is neccessary to make up words.
there's this odd man directly across from us in a red and grey stripey sweater.
on a occasion he looks over and stares awkwardly.
what does one do with that?
elyza doesn't notice.
and lauren continues to wear large glasses that make her look like a douche.
and cheap whiskey gives you bad dreams
and the cobra closing today is bad dream worthy
to the man, we show cleave to make him give us money??
that only works when elyza is working.
gotta show the goods to make the goods?
eh. that logic might be a tad skewed.
this entry might be a tad long.
and it might be a tad early.
he looks like one who is not comfortable with homosexuality...holding hands and sleeping on shoulders would probably make him angry. also i want to kick him in the shin.
punch him in the eye.

thursdays...

elyza stays behind the counter and takes phonecalls from tania wanting to hook lauren up. [no so here is how the elyza/tania convo went ish:
t: so elisah that larin girl you like her, yais? you think she's straight?
e: uh, are you asking if she'll be good here or are you asking about her sexuality? tania, really? you're asking about her sexuality??????
t: well yeah i tink i found a boy for her to date. im really on a matchmaking fit--kick, whatever. its really not so good for me to hook up potentil emplois is eet? i just think justin, you know justin the webmaster look on yberdogs site hes there and really cute. i just really think thed be good together. am i ben inpropriate?
e: tania he is NOT cute. also yes kind of over stepping the boundries, however why havent you tried to set me up with someone? thanks, thanks!
t: I WILL!! i just caint tell whoz you know swingin de same wai you do...
okay and it continued on and on and mhmm basically a glorious conversation. so much so i felt the need to relay it at 8 am. ps this is the same day tania called me a dykey dyke. best boss ever. gimmie muh money.]
always odd.
but always ready.

and lauren does that.
sometimes the interviews are fun.
and sometimes not so much.
you never know what you're gonna get. [one girl with weird mouth thing. another with eyes that look like foreskin eyelids.]

king cobra tonight.
for shots and poo.

The (x3)

bi-monthly house shows
web blogging with pillow fights
club photogs
more blogs (or drugs...I can't read elyza's handwriting)
diy clothing - not to be confused with dirty punx
no death
always ready - for everything
slash taking over slash slatz