cwearwy....that's all there is to say...a photo montage.

elyza
lexy
and
lauren
in a webcam
in gig harbor.
goodness.
march 12th.

xo

videos. more than enough for your entertainment

clearly.

goodness.
clearly.
rad.
all words we say wayyyy too much.
but who is complaining.
let's discuss this ridiculous week.
lexi and lauren are all about the dirt nasty and thug life.



ate some mexican food and margaritas.
clearly the margarits were the highlight and the most important part of the meal.
why wouldn't they be?! the amazing herbvis showed up for this portion.
and was sure to point out lexy's lack of bra.




we also ran around like crazy people at cha cha. and enjoyed the wonders of cherry bombs. often. and too often.




don't underestimate the power of a headband.
don't do it!
basically the conclusion was - we are douchebags.

...coming soon

AN AMAZING EPIC POST!!!

the suspense may kill you.

GOALS

I'm sitting here thinking about that lil original page in the miley cyrus spiral bound notepad that started this whole blog & certain things i post make me feel like i am moving in the wrong direction.
the college ruled perforated page covered in new ideas and fresh aspirations (sadly not written in gel pens but a mere blue bic smooth rolling ballpoint) was our meal ticket out of monotonous dead end jobs and into FAME & WEALTH. rollin in the cash money skrillz, cruisin da strip in our rolls, 4 bitches on each arm, platinum grillz, draped in channel, gucci, versace from neimans, barneys and saks, numba one buyers at fred segal on melrose, 6 houses in da hillz, four 12Xplatinum records, bigger than brittney bitches!
and now look still just sitting at c-d posting morphed pictures that are heinous. how is that supposed to get us where we aimin? have i just stopped persuing the dream and given up? F**K NO! i juss gotta git my perspective back.
back to that fateful day where we decided to be the best
where we wrote no stupid girls, no creep-os, move to la
i have to get back to those days where the passion was seeping out through my pores and other various orifices.
so long ago.
one month changes people infinitely.
omg.

flame napier

i think i may have succeeded!!!

work is great when all you do is morph people!

mighty morphing power READY

this is basically the ugliest thing i've yet to see.
EVER.
my goal for today: find something more wretched.
GO!